Romney's Thoughts
Note to Self04 October 2012
My Beloved, Need I say how much I adore you? You’re always honest with me – through thick and thin – but mainly thin; I look fabulous. I thoroughly enjoyed our talk yesterday. You always know what to say; so eloquent – and that smirk? Lord that smirk, mister. You were tremendous last night. That big, bad, Obama man's got nothing on you. Everyone knows those 47% don't matter. You're right hunny, you're right. I look forward to our bathroom date later tonight. We need more mirrors in this house. Let's create a fund. The taxpayers need something to do, don't they? Dear DiaryMy Anne,
I'm done with this hell; I've known no such pain. I'm but one step away From completely insane! My focus is gone; My attention's diverted. But the worst of it all? The kitchen's deserted. There is bread to be cut! There's meat that needs carving! There are sandwiches to be made, America and I'm fucking starving. Calling my 99This is war, America. Time to pull out all the stops. Empowered females are on the rise and it's about damn time we do something about it.
I want to see every good for nothing, indebted, 18-24 year old of able body and mind out there on the forefront of this impending battle. Except the gays. These times are dire, men. Women are leaving their places as the matriarchal secondary supporter of the household. Cleaning service employment is on the rise and it is leading to more jobs for those who need the money to sustain a healthy, fruitful life. This is the middle class, America! There is simply no room for them! I need you, men. Your country and gender sanctity depend on it. Romney 2012 |
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Works Cited [Thus Far]
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"Chick-fil-A to Halt Donations to Groups Opposing Same-sex Marriage." Dallas-Fort Worth News, Sports, Entertainment, Weather and Traffic. N.p., n.d. Web. 20 Sept. 2012. <http://www.dallasnews.com/news/local-news/20120920-chick-fil-a-to-halt-donations-to-groups-opposing-same-sex-marriage.ece>.
"Colbert Report: Paul Ryan's Misleading GOP Convention Speech." Colbert Nation. N.p., n.d. Web. 20 Sept. 2012. <http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-collections/418556/rnc-highlights/418523>.
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"HOW AP CALLS ELECTION WINNERS." Calling the Election. N.p., n.d. Web. 20 Sept. 2012. <http://www.ap.org/media-center/elections/calling-election>.
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"Romney Apologizes To Nation's 150 Million 'Starving, Filthy Beggars' | The Onion - America's Finest News Source." Romney Apologizes To Nation's 150 Million 'Starving, Filthy Beggars' | The Onion - America's Finest News Source. N.p., n.d. Web. 20 Sept. 2012. <http://www.theonion.com/articles/romney-apologizes-to-nations-150-million-starving,29603/>.
Sheng, Jeff. "'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' One Year Later: We Can't Go Back (PHOTOS)." The Huffington Post. TheHuffingtonPost.com, 19 Sept. 2012. Web. 20 Sept. 2012. <http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jeff-sheng/dont-ask-dont-tell-one-year-later-we-cant-go-back_b_1890822.html?utm_hp_ref=gay-voices>.
"'You Did Great!' Terrified Personal Assistant Tells Clint Eastwood | The Onion - America's Finest News Source." 'You Did Great!' Terrified Personal Assistant Tells Clint Eastwood | The Onion - America's Finest News Source. N.p., n.d. Web. 20 Sept. 2012. <http://www.theonion.com/articles/you-did-great-terrified-personal-assistant-tells-c,29393/>.